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  • ex0skeletal:

    Fun shark attack facts:

    • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
    • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
    • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
    • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

    Conclusions:

    1. Humans are assholes.
    2. Sharks are not assholes.
    3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

    (via prycedlanetohigh)

  • punkmarauder:

    12thdoctorr:

    scarheadcanons:

    ϟ 95) When Teddy was an infant, his hair turned color to match that of the person he wanted to hold him. This worked well when he wanted his godfather, which was often, but it became incredibly confusing when he sought a Weasley. There were many hasty rounds of pass-the-baby-because-dear-god-stop-the-crying.

    What about when his hair turned pink and they could do nothing about it :’(

    what have you done

    (via aphroditea)

  • jesliey:

    homosaurus-rex:

    homosaurus-rex:

    It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

    can we talk about how this is still getting notes

    The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

    (via sorry)

  • oh-haroo:

Nature 🌲🌿